In May I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday blowersgate and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January speckleberry and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I helped tringasolitaria hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-219 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!