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An Email Finally Finds its Destination
While getting my hair done July 8th my hair dresser sent me a website via her iPhone. She told me she wasn't sure if it would go through-she'd been having trouble sending emails-so when I got home I found it hadn't arrived. In fact it never arrived and I eventually forgot about it.
And then today I opened my email and lo and behold there it was in my inbox dated July 8. :-D I'm still chuckling.
And then today I opened my email and lo and behold there it was in my inbox dated July 8. :-D I'm still chuckling.
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I got this in an email today.
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blowersgate I think you might be interested in this. You were the first person I thought of when I saw it. ;)( Diswasher for sale )
Can you solve this puzzle?
Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
( Answer )
This came from an email penpal of mine.
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
( Answer )
This came from an email penpal of mine.
An amusing email
My penpal likes to send several emails at once every now and then. Here's something else he sent me.
( I Am Sick Of Winter )
( I Am Sick Of Winter )
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Feeling old
This is an email I got from a penpal yesterday. I think most of my flist can be considered the "they" in this list.
> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today,
>this will certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall
>across the nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space
>shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
>
>
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and
>plastic.
>
>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>
> They have always had an answering machine.
>
>
> They have always had cable.
>
>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was
>from.
>
>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"
>
> "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane,
>Boss, de plane"
>
>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea
>who J. R. even is.
>
>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>
> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>
> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other
>old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of
you
>who have trouble reading...
> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today,
>this will certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall
>across the nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space
>shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
>
>
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and
>plastic.
>
>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>
> They have always had an answering machine.
>
>
> They have always had cable.
>
>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was
>from.
>
>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"
>
> "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane,
>Boss, de plane"
>
>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea
>who J. R. even is.
>
>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>
> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>
> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other
>old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of
you
>who have trouble reading...