Feeling old

[sg_lab2]

This is an email I got from a penpal yesterday. I think most of my flist can be considered the "they" in this list.

> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today,
>this will certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall
>across the nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space
>shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
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> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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> Bottle caps have always been screw off and
>plastic.
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> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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> They have always had an answering machine.
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> They have always had cable.
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> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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> They don't know who Mork was or where he was
>from.
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> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"
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> "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane,
>Boss, de plane"
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> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea
>who J. R. even is.
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> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other
>old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of
you
>who have trouble reading...